My Shitty Memory

While the above title is far from pretty, it is highly accurate.  My memory is absolutely horrid.  How horrid you ask?  Let me put it this way: A few days ago I thought up a more clever heading for a section that pertains to the odder photos that I've taken over the years (something witty about pictures being worth a thousand words and all I'm sure).

However,  I failed to write it down and so it was promptly forgotten.  So we get this dubious, yet honest title.  After all, that is one of the great reasons why I take photographs obsessively.  I like to have illustrations that not only add to my anecdotes, but remind me of said anecdotes in the first place.  

That being said, each of the links below takes you to a photo of mine.  Many of these are not great photos, or even mediocre ones.  If I wanted to put artful shots I could do so with ease.  You'd be in a diabetic coma after looking at them, but I could do it.  No, I've put up pictures that have a story behind them.  Yarns so lengthy that they cannot be recorded in writing on the back of a snapshot.  Therefore, I'll put those stories here.  I'll forewarn you - some of the photos aren't up just yet.  I listed a bunch that I hope to have up within the month.  Also, some of the photos are fake.  You'll be able to tell because instead of a "Taken" date, they'll have a "Created" date instead.  Don't worry.  It'll all become clear soon enough. 

The Desperate Prints of Missing Children

Gingee Endeavors to Delight "World's Most Unhappy Cockatoo"

Failure is a Frozen Pizza

Liz Meets Qui-Gum Jim

Sean Meets Orlando Bloom

Crawlin' Joe Exists

Suicide and Fireworks

A Beverage Fit For No Man

The Letch of Fort Harrod

Twenty Ketchup Shots Down

The Yearbook Evidence

Six Miles From Everywhere

The Day After Tomorrow...Today

Grandparents Gone Wild: Mardi Gras

The Waverly Spectre

The TB Snowsnail

Background Boozing

A Distant Dispute

"Is That Cat Alive?!"

Fictitious Challenge Accepted

The Leverage Miracle