Filmography

Over the years, I've acquired the time-consuming hobby of making crude, budgetless films with friends.  It may seem unnecessary, but so are most pastimes.  I do it because I find it both challenging and entertaining at the same time.  Others do too as they watch these films, wiping tears from their eyes and saying "Land of Goshen!" (or whatever is in the teenage vernacular these days) between hearty guffaws.  Should any of you be sitting there, shaking your head in disapproval and muttering "You've got to be kidding me," to your monitor, I have three words for you: "Go to hell."  There.  Now that we've got that out of the way, I'll invite you to check out the links below for more info on the films.  Enjoy.

	Team Switchblades: The Movie Director: Bennett Duckworth Written By: Sean Seivers and Jeff Holman Role(s): Roborto, Seņor Lucifer Diablo  Release Date: Fall 2007 (Episode I) Brief Synopsis: Team Switchblades (Vincent Dynamite and Tyler Trotter) are called upon to save New Mexico City from the tyrannical clutches of Roborto and his robot army. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	Kill Beau Vol. 2 Director: Bennett Duckworth Written By: Bennett Duckworth and Beau Kaelin Role(s): CRAP Council Boss Beau, Dr. David Massarro (voice), Mr. Book Release Date: February 19, 2005 Brief Synopsis: The epic conclusion to Kill Beau Vol. 1. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	Kill Beau Vol. 1 Director: Bennett Duckworth Written By: Bennett Duckworth and Beau Kaelin Role(s): CRAP Council Boss Beau, Dr. David Massarro (voice) Release Date: September 11, 2004 Brief Synopsis: After the destruction of Stoneybrook in "The Disputed Jaime Sandwich," Beau Kaelin rises to power in the theatre syndicate. But along the way he makes a great deal of enemies and soon he's the target of multiple assassination attempts and it is up to a couple of loyal employees to prevent his death. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	The Disputed Jaime Sandwich Director: Jonathan Lyons Written By: Beau Kaelin Role(s): Beau Kaelin, Dr. Adolph Von Auschwitz, Jewstapha  Release Date: August 1, 2003 Brief Synopsis: Third and final installment in the Jaime Trilogy. After his wife is murdered, Jaime must unite two theatres and befriend an old arch-nemesis to prevent a corporate plot from destroying them all. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	The Delicious Jaime Sandwich Director: Jonathan Lyons Written By: Jonathan Lyons, James Neat and Shannon Warrren Role(s): Dr. Adolph Von Auschwitz Release Date: August 3, 2002 Brief Synopsis: Second in the Jaime Trilogy. Jaime rises to the ranks of theatre manager and now must adapt to an ever changing environment as employees resist his leadership and the love of his life returns Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	The Distorted Jaime Sandwich Director: Jonathan Lyons Written By: Jonathan Lyons, Ian Huff and James Neat Role(s): Sadistic Manager #1 Release Date: August 15, 2001 Brief Synopsis: First in the Jaime Trilogy.  The film follows the misanthropic adventures of a lowly theatre employee who struggles to cope with crazy coworkers and sadistic managers. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	The Day of the Return of the Revenge of Pee-Wee...4! Director: Beau Kaelin Written By: The Kaelin Bros. Role(s): Head Sanatorium Guard, the Duke Earl Baron, multiple voices (Sedrick Snail, Pee-wee Herman, Lionel Hutch, Dr. Neo, etc) Release Date: October 12, 2000 Brief Synopsis: A gang of prisoners escape from the Puppet Institute for the Criminally Insane and make their way to Puppet Studios where a killing spree ensues. Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Click Here
	Mad Crazy Christmas Insanity Director: Beau, Dan and John Kaelin Written By: The Kaelin Bros. Role(s): Various voices (Sedrick Snail, P.W. Herman, Director Frog, Chip Monke, etc.) Release Date: December 25th, 1996-1999 Brief Synopsis: A series of short films annually created to celebrate the Christmas holiday in as perverse a fashion as possible, compiled into one collection.  Full Synopsis, Notes and Reflections: Coming Soon!

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