Welcome to the realm of Beau Kaelin. I’m also known by my real name, Walter Kaelin, as well as multiple noms de guerre including Dr. Beau Tox, Karnak and a variety of derogatory, fricative expletives I don't care to divulge here. The Courier Journal even went as far as to call me a “psycho” (Nov . 8, 2003).

My work with the theatre scene has been featured both in local media venues as well as national (both in print and on radio). I was the subject of two local films, a villain in an internationally-syndicated newspaper comic strip, had my writing and artwork published in a local magazine, was featured in a parade, hunted cryptozoological species, chased a UFO across a county, been robbed at work and almost murdered by a close relative. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Hated by some, adored by many (should I use my imagination), I’ve been classified as a celebrity with a lowercase ‘c’ by a couple friends of mine. A strange compliment, but I’ll take it. Yes, years and years of being a film buff, obsessive Dick Tracy fan and all around social outcast and nerd are finally paying off. So look about as much as you please. I’ll endeavor to get this page up to par whenever my work and shenanigans permit.

*DISCLAIMER* This is a personal website and in no way affiliated (or remotely intended to be) with any establishment. If you weren't invited here by me, then beat it, lest I fetch the iron maiden!

Recent updates:  

September 15, 2007 - "American Bliss," a film project by my friend Mitch Gantly that I was briefly involved in can be viewed here.  A bit political on his part, but hey, what isn't these days?

December 21, 2006 - Updates to "A Distant Dispute" and "Suicide and Fireworks" based on recent info in "My Shitty Memory" section.